Geezer Gifts

Wondering what to give the man who needs everything?  (You know, besides youth, charm, personality, brains, good looks and boyish enthusiasm?)  Take a look at these little wonders which we found on the Internet!

No shrinking (stinking), stretching or fading.  Old and unimproved.

The perfect gift for Gene Hansard or Ross Statham.  Does NOT glow in the dark.

Perfect for sipping those Prune Juice Cocktails on the patio

As if your family doesn't have ENOUGH to do without making fun of you....