Geezer Trek 2003 Legal Disclaimer & Fine Print:

Details on the $9.99 trip special:  Ross was lying through his teeth about the $9.99.  You can't get to the airport for $9.99, much less park your car in the economy section.  You really didn't fall for that line, did you?

Important Legal Notice:  Trip void where prohibited.  See Richard for details.  Prices slightly higher if Tony has to fix your brakes.  See Castellucci for all your humor needs.  Don't believe anything Gene Hansard  tells you.  Silas Jonap was a gravy-sucking pig, but Joe Martino's ok in my book. Doc Rigel said something nice to me once in a moment of weakness, but I forgot what it was or where we were when it happened.

Author's Note:  Charles Dickens wrote "A Tale of Two Cities" in case you forgot.  Check your library for viewing times.

Personnel Details:  Free the Indianapolis 500.  Earth first-- we'll mine the other planets later.  I love animals-- they're delicious.  Save the whales-- collect the whole set.  Gun control means hitting your target.

Additional Points:  Don't you hate the way some people just go on and on? They never get to the point.  You know, a moose once bit my sister.  No kidding.  Just like in the opening credits of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."

Agreement to Hold Harmless:  No geezers were harmed in the making of this web site.  Several, however, were maligned, and in turn, will most likely malign the webmaster in turn.  So what else is new?

Equal Opportunity:  Geezers of color welcomed on this trip-- we are an equal geezer trip opportunity provider.

For a good time: Spend some time with your family.  Tell your best friend you love him.  Get active with Scouts.  And more importantly-- get right with God and spread the word.